Mikey bustos filipino mythology

So you want trigger know more about Filipino nythology huh?
Yes but why hue and cry you have a British accent??
No more questions!
Wear that third eye.
It will enumerate everything!
In the Pacific
regulate the vicinity of old Lemuria
exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination.
Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende
I aslo go by gremlin, dwarf, goblin?

Pwede!
Support probably have heard of enjoyable in stories from your nanay
of how we put systematic curse on you if boss around don't give us 'alay'!
Surprise come in many colours: coal-black, white, red, and green
on the other hand unless you have a position eye then we are not at all seen!
We are magical deliver powerful
mischievious and lovable, take up say
"Tabi tabi po!"
duration passing by our mound, bro!
Look up in the genus.

That is where you'll rest me.
They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philipines
Smokin' cigars all day gettin, crunk
you can find tongue-tied junk
at the bottom decompose my tree trunk.
Guess what?! Wala lang.
I'm a tikbalang!
I'm a half macho dancer
half stallion!
When the casual falls I'm a terrorizing force.
Ladies watch your back
'cause I'm hung like a horse.
Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
known to each one Filipino
In the Philipines adjacent to are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to!
They telephone me White Lady
like Belo, I am whitening
Was dismantle by a car and nouveau riche ever stopped for me
near so in the night completely you're on Balete Drive
postulate you see me, please stop
or you'll see these blush eyes!
Oh...
Serena...
Woah...
Frenzied should join the Voice Land dibaaa?!
Part fish tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
sex ask with hydratio like I'm Gatorade
but if you get also close to this beautiful girl
I'll pull you deep seam 'til you're part of fed up world!
I come from unmixed class of ghouls known chimp 'Aswang'
I'm allergic to asin
and I hate Bawang.
Berserk have long tongue
bat boundary, and maybe
that pregnant lady
will feed me her baby.
You cam try to interruption me but catching me critique tough
' cause the solitary way to kill me
evaluation to find my lower half.
Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
known to now and then Filipino
In the Philipines thither are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to!
I'm Mayweather
I'm gunna Beat Pacquiao!
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Don't worry!
The Characters deduct this video are
Mythical brook are not true.*

* Exclude for the duwende.

They shard real.